Woman Dies at Citarella After Consulting Oyster Shucker on Wealth Inequality

Suicide note cites fear of Mamdani tax increases; widower calls it 'real tragedy' before leaving Equinox with new Swedish girlfriend

Before dying she screamed: “I wanted to understand the perspective of a minimum wage worker in NYC so I talked to the guy who shucks my Oysters at Citterella”

She wrote in her suicide note that since Mandani was going to increase taxes on the richest New Yorkers, she may have had to buy her fresh squeezed orange juice from dreaded Whole Foods.

Her husband, a prominent finance executive, is recovering well. “Real Tragedy” He commented as he left Equinox with his new 23-year-old Swedish Girlfriend he had met on Raya.